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    I wish was Bill Gates rich.
    Granted. Vista costs as much as new rims.

    I wish it was 5pm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheChadVIII View Post
    Granted, but you bought it from a guy who has 25lbs of crack in the trunk and you just got stopped for doing 100mph over...

    I wish buffalo wings didn't have nasty after-effects...
    Granted. But the women who serve them still do.

    I wish burgers and fries had the same nutritional value as carrots & celery.
    Maybe 4 wheels aren't so bad after all... wickett.org
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    Quote Originally Posted by tailchaser View Post
    Granted... But only because Mazda issued a recall and the fuel cutoff is now 2500 rpm.

    I wish stupid people had to put "L" stickers on their cars.
    Granted, but you moved to Louisiana.

    I wish for cheese.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sammm View Post
    Granted, but you moved to Louisiana.

    I wish for cheese.
    Granted.

    I wish I never have to work a corner with you and your stinky .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titus View Post
    Granted.

    I wish I never have to work a corner with you and your stinky .
    Granted. Instead you have to work a corner with a Hooters™ Girl.

    I wish for more daylight during the winter.
    Maybe 4 wheels aren't so bad after all... wickett.org
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    Quote Originally Posted by tailchaser View Post
    Granted. Instead you have to work a corner with a Hooters™ Girl.

    I wish for more daylight during the winter.
    Granted, you're in Alaska and can only drive the big truck.

    I wish for cheaper electric rates.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sammm View Post
    Granted, you're in Alaska and can only drive the big truck.

    I wish for cheaper electric rates.
    Granted. You got your electricity cut off so you don't have to pay a dime.

    I wish for someone to help me install all the parts in my garage onto my car.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMonkey View Post
    I wish for someone to help me install all the parts in my garage onto my car.
    Granted, but they are all Hooters girls that have been eating cheese.

    I wish I had more time to play.
    On the track, I am fearless.
    If you were as slow as me, you wouldn't be afraid either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cone-cerned View Post
    I wish I had more time to play.
    Granted, you only have legos

    I wish for free lap dances
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    Quote Originally Posted by Magma View Post
    Granted, you only have legos

    I wish for free lap dances
    Granted, but they are from Margret Thatcher

    I wish for R-comps for my car.
    "Racing makes heroin addiction look like a vague longing for something salty" - Peter Egan

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackzx3_13 View Post
    Granted, but they are from Margret Thatcher

    I wish for R-comps for my car.
    Granted, but they're someone else's four year old castoffs.

    I wish Speed Channel showed more WRC.
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    Quote Originally Posted by altiain View Post
    Granted, but they're someone else's four year old castoffs.

    I wish Speed Channel showed more WRC.
    Granted, but the only camera is mounted on the steering wheel... pointed at the driver.

    I wish I could take some hot laps of Monza in an Audi R10.
    Maybe 4 wheels aren't so bad after all... wickett.org
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    Quote Originally Posted by tailchaser View Post
    Granted, but the only camera is mounted on the steering wheel... pointed at the driver.

    I wish I could take some hot laps of Monza in an Audi R10.
    Granted, but they are in your imagination.

    I wish my feet didnt hurt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Majik View Post
    Granted, but they are in your imagination.

    I wish my feet didnt hurt.
    Granted: But they had to amputate at your knees

    I wish Hell would Freeze over, so I can win my bet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MiataMike View Post

    I wish Hell would Freeze over, so I can win my bet.
    Granted but several other things happened because Hell froze over like your Grandma hitting on you.

    I wish I had it all!
    ...and across the line.

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    Quote Originally Posted by black roadster View Post
    Granted but several other things happened because Hell froze over like your Grandma hitting on you.

    I wish I had it all!
    Granted.... For a brief moment, you actually did. And then you hit a UPS truck. While driving a stolen FedEx truck. Full of Hooter's girls who had been eating a lot of cheese.

    I wish it were 4:00.
    Maybe 4 wheels aren't so bad after all... wickett.org
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    Quote Originally Posted by tailchaser View Post
    Granted.... For a brief moment, you actually did. And then you hit a UPS truck. While driving a stolen FedEx truck. Full of Hooter's girls who had been eating a lot of cheese.

    I wish it were 4:00.
    Granted: But now it is 4:00 forever and you will never make it home

    I wish I had an F-16 with lots of missles with a gas tank that never went dry, also with a toilet seat for a chair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MiataMike View Post
    Granted: But now it is 4:00 forever and you will never make it home

    I wish I had an F-16 with lots of missles with a gas tank that never went dry, also with a toilet seat for a chair.
    Granted, but it's burried in the middle of the Sahara.

    I wish we had a actually competent government that served the people instead of serving themselves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nexus Flux View Post
    Granted, but it's burried in the middle of the Sahara.

    I wish we had a actually competent government that served the people instead of serving themselves.
    Granted but now you live in Mexico

    I wish for world hunger

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    Quote Originally Posted by MiataMike View Post
    Granted but now you live in Mexico

    I wish for world hunger
    Granted... But now there are several billion people that think you look tasty.

    I wish people would respect my wishes of keeping politics and religion out of topics on this board...
    Maybe 4 wheels aren't so bad after all... wickett.org
    It only goes to show when people can no longer discriminate on the grounds of race, religion, or sexual orientation, they can improvise and still find someone to hate. - Dave Moulton

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