Man I'm not reading 120 pages of PDF file.
From the Something Awful forums...
http://www.subkamran.com/sa/sa%20-%20bruiser.pdf
Man I'm not reading 120 pages of PDF file.
Blah blah blah!
Here's an excerpt:
(cop friend)
Yeah.. uh, hi. Listen, I just got a call from a trooper friend of mine talking about a pair of sweeper trucks doing about a buck-oh-five down 24. You know anything about that?
(SS driver)
NOOOOOOOoooooo, are you serious? These things? They hardly do 80
(cop friend)
Riiiiiiight, well just look for the smoking truck, apparently the guy was burning his axles and looked all seven flavors of hell coming down the highway.
DAMN!
I hadn't laughed that much in a long time.
I took a sick day off work today and just sat down and read the whole thing. It was worth it!
Daily Driver: 2013 Club edition in Pearl White Mica
Lightness? What's that? I drive a PRHT!
I haven't read anything that long in a while. (Yeah, I'm a retard.) But I read it straight through.
One more excerpt:
Well, eventually the night ended, and we drove our trucks back to the barn. It turns out that the wash-bay was down for repairs again, so we had to leave a maintenance slip.
DRIVER: Bruiser
TRUCK: The one covered in nacho cheese.
REPAIR REQUESTED: I can't see out of the windshield very well.
NOTES: You should have been there.
Ahahahaha, ok I'm AT work and I read through all of it since lunch was over.
Best read I've done in a long while.
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Damn you Stumpy... now I'm in the dog house. Been out of town all week, been home 3 hours, and now I am sitting here all night reading and reading and reading. I think the is a little pissed.
Serves you right for going straight to the 'puter when you get home. Have her read the "boy meets girl" stories and you should be fine.
Good stuff so far... I'm still working through it...
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Dyno Days
8/16/08 (bone stock): 103.1 hp/99.0 lb-ft - Dynojet
8/23/08 (Borla cat-back): 108.2 hp/104.1 lb-ft - Dynojet
8/13/11 (more stuff...): 126 hp/116 lb-ft - Mustang dyno
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