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    Default The mitsubishi spyder

    The mitsubishi spyder
    sped down the dallas tollway
    passing trucks and suvs
    and a little cabriolet

    along comes mr. state trooper
    and pulled 'em to the side
    and the mitsubishi spyder
    stammered and studdered and sighed...

    "it wasnt me that you clocked
    doing speeds that you shouldn't oughtta
    it was that sexy blue 10 ae
    mazda miata!!!

    *sigh*

    Maybe I should lay off the squishy.....

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    Bravo! Bravo!

    And what is a squishy? Is that what Apu (of the Simpson's fame) sells?
    Mike Walsted - Not an expert, just a data point.
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    Drink Too Much?

    Some Questions
    Could you or someone you care about drink too much?

    Do you drink alone when you feel angry or sad?
    Does your drinking ever make you late for school or work?
    Does your drinking worry your family or friends?
    Do you ever drink after telling yourself you won't?
    Do you ever forget what you did while you were drinking?
    Do you ever get headaches or have hangovers after drinking?
    Have you started hanging out with heavy drinking friends?
    Do your friends use less alcohol than you do?
    Do you post bad poetry about Mitsubishis and Mazdas on Internet forums?
    Have you ever been in trouble because of your drinking?
    Do you ever borrow money or go without things in order to buy alcohol?
    Do you feel a sense of power when drinking?


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    Quote Originally Posted by POS Racing View Post
    Drink Too Much?

    Some Questions
    Could you or someone you care about drink too much?

    Do you drink alone when you feel angry or sad?
    Does your drinking ever make you late for school or work?
    Does your drinking worry your family or friends?
    Do you ever drink after telling yourself you won't?
    Do you ever forget what you did while you were drinking?
    Do you ever get headaches or have hangovers after drinking?
    Have you started hanging out with heavy drinking friends?
    Do your friends use less alcohol than you do?
    Do you post bad poetry about Mitsubishis and Mazdas on Internet forums?
    Have you ever been in trouble because of your drinking?
    Do you ever borrow money or go without things in order to buy alcohol?
    Do you feel a sense of power when drinking?

    I have never borrowed money in order to buy alcohol!

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    I've let casual acquaintances buy me drinks, even when I had no intention of buying them one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walsted View Post
    Bravo! Bravo!

    And what is a squishy? Is that what Apu (of the Simpson's fame) sells?
    Yeah...it is a sugar hyper fit mixed with boredom. no alcohol involved

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    Quote Originally Posted by cam76034 View Post
    I have never borrowed money in order to buy alcohol!
    Here here! I'll drink to that!

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