Random Crap!

[OZMDD]

Best amazon review ever:
http://m.tickld.com/x/the-best-amazo...n-is-hilarious

[Squid]

Damn you McShane!

http://m.tickld.com/funny/t/994914

[EricJ]

Real Driving School:
https://www.yahoo.com/travel/anti-ca...527818982.html

[MoonieGT]

Check out this 1950 vs 2014 Formula 1 Pit Stop Comparison:

http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=47217

[hornetball]

Check out this 1950 vs 2014 Formula 1 Pit Stop Comparison:

http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=47217

1950 pitstop looks like our Hallett action!

[MoonieGT]

I love the minute long hammering session to change a wheel!

[gabkwong]

Your own transformer coming to your neighborhood Wallie World from China?

http://msnvideo.msn.com/?channelinde...c-9dd44823356c

[wrx74]

Things Got You Down? Well Then, Consider These:
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 AM Sunday, so a team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 AM all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits Just when the clock struck 11:00, Fernando Rodriguez , the part-time Sunday floor sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.
Still Having a Bad Day?
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00 At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a Bad Day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she ran outside and grabbed a handy plank of wood and smacked him with it, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his iPod.
Are You OK Now? - No?
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
What? STILL having a Bad Day?
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb; he opened it and was blown to bits.
God is good!



There now, Feeling Better?

[EricJ]

It's a bird, no it's a plane. It's a car, no a motorbike.
http://www.bbc.com/autos/story/20141...ati-powered-vw

1962 lbs, 197 hp. Hmmm.

[cwisenheimer]

Nice, but I'd rather VW built this: http://www.autemo.com/dc/users/1/AT3...2_workchop.jpg

[black roadster]

Nice, but I'd rather VW built this: http://www.autemo.com/dc/users/1/AT3...2_workchop.jpg

A Bug-atti?

[cone-cerned]

>>>>>>>> A Delicate Corporate Matter <<<<<<<<
All of the ten senior members of the Board of Directors of the company were called into the chairman's office one by one until only Bob, the junior member, was left sitting outside.

Finally it was his turn to be summoned. He entered the office to find the chairman and the ten other directors seated around a table. He was invited to join them, which he did.

As soon as he sat down the chairman turned to Bob looking him squarely in the eye, and with a stern voice, asked, “Have you ever had sex with Mrs. Foyt, my secretary?”

“Oh, no sir, positively not!” Bob replied.
“Are you absolutely sure?” asked the chairman.
“Honest, I’ve never been close enough to even touch her!”
“You’d swear to that?”

“Yes, I swear I’ve never had sex with Mrs. Foyt anytime, anywhere.”

“Good, then you fire her !!!”

[POS Racing]

[black roadster]

[trickyrix]

[trickyrix]

Do want...

[MoonieGT]

Does it make them and shoot them, or just shoot them? Both scenarios are cool, but the former...

[Jiggerachi]

Saw the video the other day, input paper, output airplanes. Reminds me of the inserting machines they had in he back at my last company, could fold, stuff, and glue like 400 envelopes per minute. Very similar to this guy's rig, but industrial scale. Impressive he got a system like that to work DIY.

[POS Racing]

[wrx74]

The Missing Wife






A husband went to a police station to report his missing wife:

Husband : I’ve lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.

Sergeant : What is her height ?

Husband : Oh, 5 something . . .

Sergeant : Build?

Husband : Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant : Color of eyes?

Husband : Never noticed.

Sergeant : Color of hair?

Husband : Changes according to season.

Sergeant : What was she wearing?

Husband : Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don’t remember exactly.

Sergeant : Did she go in a car?

Husband : yes.

Sergeant : What kind of car was it?

Husband : 2015 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51 Performance Package, shark gray metallic paint, with the 6.2 litre V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP.

8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.……………. at this point the husband started crying...




Sergeant : Don't worry sir.......We’ll find your car.