How to wash a cat

[altiain]

From the Evolution List (which occasionally has non-autocross content like this):

How To Bathe The Cat

1. Clean toilet thoroughly.
2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.
3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.
4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet and close both lids, standing on
top so cat cannot escape.
5. Cat will self-agitate, producing ample suds (ignore ruckus from inside
toilet - cat is enjoying this).
6. Flush toilet 3 Or 4 Times. This provides an effective power rinse. Do not
be concerned - cat is too large to go anywhere.
7. Have someone open the outside door then stand as far back from toilet as
possible and quickly lift the lids.
8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and straight outdoors where he
will air dry. Cat will return when hungry.

Sincerely,
The Dog

[Miatamaniac92]

Thanks for tea on the screen.

I like cats......but I can hardly finish a whole one myself.

Chris

[channelmaniac]

Start off with kittens... eat more & more gradually over a few weeks to stretch your stomach until you can eat a whole adult.

RJ

[Miatabich]

that is sooooo wrong.
lol

though i wouldnt mind doing it to the dang neighbor's cats who roam the neighborhood and sleep on our front porch, visit our backyard and scare our bunnies, and even sneak into our garage and walk all over our cars