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  1. 03-22-2006, 10:46 AM #1
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    Default Excuse Generator Revisited

    Just thought I'd post it up again since the racing season has ramped back up. It's a new link, so here it is:

    http://www.turnzero.com/technical_re...cuse_generator

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  2. 03-22-2006, 10:53 AM #2
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    This is real
    I thought it was just something Altiain made up
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    Your excuse is:

    Jock itch.

    Nice....
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  4. 03-22-2006, 11:12 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by onething
    This is real
    I thought it was just something Altiain made up
    Now you know! It's something we can always fall back on.

    My air filter was really dirty. LOL
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  5. 03-22-2006, 11:54 AM #5
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    How ironic...

    "I didn't get enough sleep the night before..."
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  6. 03-22-2006, 07:59 PM #6
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    How about "I have bad gas!"
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    i think we can come up with better ones...

    like i bought that part off ebay...
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  8. 03-23-2006, 07:59 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by BAM!
    i think we can come up with better ones...

    like i bought that part off ebay...
    I'll remember that one, I can definitely use it.
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    Your excuse is: Diarrhea
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  10. 03-23-2006, 10:12 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by jolberry
    Your excuse is: Diarrhea
    Very interesting based on your current avatar....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave04
    Very interesting based on your current avatar....
    My avatar has a story....I made my avatar into a sign. There is a lady down the street who used to walk her dog right up to my yard, just to poop. After countless times of telling her to keep her ing dog off my grass. I made a sign and she has yet to bring her dog back. The next time she does and catch her I am spraying her down with the hose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jolberry
    The next time she does and catch her I am spaying her down with the hose.
    Make sure you're taping when this happens!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jolberry
    I am spaying her down with the hose.
    Geez Bob Barker settle down!
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    Quote Originally Posted by POS Racing
    Geez Bob Barker settle down!
    Ha! I didn't notice the spelling until that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jolberry
    The next time she does and catch her I am spaying her down with the hose.
    The dog, or the owner?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Titus
    The dog, or the owner?
    The owner of course!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Treibenschnell
    Ha! I didn't notice the spelling until that!
    Ah... you know what I meant
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    I'm just being a smart !
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