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    They see me mowin'
    My front lawn
    I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    Can't you see I'm white and nerdy?
    Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
    I wanna roll with
    The gangstas
    But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    I'm just too white and nerdy.
    Really really white and nerdy.

    First in my class here at MIT
    Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
    MC Escher - that's my favorite MC
    Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
    My rims never spin, to the contrary
    You'll find that they're quite stationary
    All of my action figures are cherry
    Steven Hawking's in my library
    My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
    Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
    Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
    Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
    I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
    I'm a whiz at Minesweeper - I could play for days
    Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
    My fingers' movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
    There's no killer app I haven't run
    At Pascal, well I'm number one
    Do vector calculus just for fun
    I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun
    Happy Days is my favorite theme song
    I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
    I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
    I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

    They see me roll on
    My Segway
    I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
    Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
    I'd like to roll with
    The gangstas
    Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    I'm just too white and nerdy
    How'd I get so white and nerdy

    I've been browsin', inspectin'
    X-Men comics, you know I collect 'em
    The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em
    My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
    Shopping online for deals on some writable media
    I edit Wikipedia
    I memorized Holy Grail really well
    I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
    I got a business doing websites
    When my friends need some code, who do they call?
    I do HTML for 'em all
    Even made a homepage for my dog
    Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
    They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
    Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
    Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
    Gettin' freaky
    I'm nerdy in the extreme
    And whiter than sour cream
    I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
    Only question I
    Ever thought was hard
    Was do I like Kirk
    Or do I like Picard
    Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
    Got my name on my underwear

    They see me strollin'
    They laughin'
    And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white and nerdy
    Just because I'm white and nerdy
    Just because I'm white and nerdy
    All because I'm white and nerdy
    Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy
    I wanna bowl with
    The gangstas
    But, oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    I'm just too white and nerdy
    Look at me, I'm white and nerdy

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    Now that's funny.



    It's also sad but true.
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    When the heck did Dave04 go so Hollywood on us!

    He even has his own song now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by POS Racing View Post
    When the heck did Dave04 go so Hollywood on us!

    He even has his own song now!
    Weird Al came by and said he wanted to do a song about me... my only requirement was he keep it real. So we started drinking wine coolers and that's what we came up with. I think it's got a catchy beat to it...
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    http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...hite+and+nerdy

    http://www.myspace.com/chamillionaire - The song "I know you want that" is the original - in case you didn't know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by channelmaniac View Post
    So be honest... how many references in the song ring true for you... the soldering iron has CM written all over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by channelmaniac View Post
    http://www.myspace.com/chamillionaire - The song "I know you want that" is the original - in case you didn't know.
    Nice try. Its "Ridin"

    But its ok, we know your white and nerdy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Majik View Post
    Nice try. Its "Ridin"

    But its ok, we know your white and nerdy.
    Sounds the same to me... I hate Rap and R&B crap anyway. Rap died about the time 2 Short and the gangstas came out. And R&B? The word "love" should not be 600 syllables long.

    Quote Originally Posted by Titus
    So be honest... how many references in the song ring true for you... the soldering iron has CM written all over it.
    Many of them do - but not the soldering gun.



    I do surface mount soldering.
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    Quote Originally Posted by channelmaniac View Post
    Sounds the same to me...

    The first part of the real song is Ridin dirty, the first part of the fake song is white and nerdy.

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    There's a video out now....

    LINK
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    I love Wierd Al.
    ...and across the line.

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