Pick the name

[onething]

Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item: Walmart's own brand of wine.

The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto,California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range. While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Walmart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I.

She said: "The right name is important."

So, here are the top 13 suggested names for Walmart Wine:

13. Chateau Traileur Parc

12. White Trashfindel

11. Big Red Gulp

10. Grape Expectations

9. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"

8. NASCARbernet

7. Chef Boyardeaux

6. Peanut Noir

5. Chateau des Moines

4. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!

3. World Championship Riesling

2. Sams Shiraz

And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine ...

1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with both white meat (Possum) and red meat (squirrel).

This server could not handle so many options, so make sure to vote on your favorite name at a Wal-Mart near you...

[brock]

[tailchaser]

Poll is up at http://www.dfwmiata.com/

Look on the bottom-right side of the page. Vote early, vote often!

[Dave04]

And Costco is going to be offering discount caskets for the dearly departed... what IS the world coming to?

[OUTRACE]

Drink enough WalMart wine and you become a Costco customer. Sounds like a clever marketing ploy...