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    Default Oh great...

    Well, the Mills Corporation was bought out by Simon (another mall company) recently, which means we at Grapevine Mills are transitioning to the new ownership. Unfortunately, they decided to switch security companies also... we're now going to be IPC Security. Great company... but...



    Look what I'm going to be using to patrol the mall now.



    Don't I get picked on ENOUGH for being a security guard??

    Not to mention we have to wear police hats now.

    Ah well. It could be entertaining. I'm going to make an LED underbody lighting kit for mine... maybe some flame stickers... a spoiler...

    Wonder if these things can drift
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    Talking

    Let us no when you start using it so we can come down to point and laugh.

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    Hahaha

    Look out for Lt. Dangle. That Segway is out of control.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMonkey View Post
    Well, the Mills Corporation was bought out by Simon (another mall company) recently, which means we at Grapevine Mills are transitioning to the new ownership. Unfortunately, they decided to switch security companies also... we're now going to be IPC Security. Great company... but...



    Look what I'm going to be using to patrol the mall now.



    Don't I get picked on ENOUGH for being a security guard??

    Not to mention we have to wear police hats now.

    Ah well. It could be entertaining. I'm going to make an LED underbody lighting kit for mine... maybe some flame stickers... a spoiler...

    Wonder if these things can drift
    OK... OK... I'm sorry, but the running gag at my work is that all of us senior folks (more than 2 years - go figure) will just go buy Segways so we can cruise the halls and make everyone think we're really, really, really effing important...



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    I sure hope your superiors are smart enough to make you carry the batteries in your shirt pocket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMonkey View Post


    Don't I get picked on ENOUGH for being a security guard??

    Not to mention we have to wear police hats now.

    Ah well. It could be entertaining. I'm going to make an LED underbody lighting kit for mine... maybe some flame stickers... a spoiler... some bunny teeth...
    Flashing red lights?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titus View Post
    I sure hope your superiors are smart enough to make you carry the batteries in your shirt pocket.
    I AM the superior

    At least on my shift. The director and assistant director rarely bother us night owls...

    This could be interesting, I'll admit. And the flashing lights are a good idea
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    Dig the built-in fanny pack.

    What's really clever is this component that transforms your pursuit/interceptor unit into a paddy wagon:

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMonkey View Post
    Look what I'm going to be using to patrol the mall now.



    Don't I get picked on ENOUGH for being a security guard??

    Not to mention we have to wear police hats now.
    Can you get one of those red hats that has the revolving red light and built-in siren? They used to sell those at Radio Shack!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Titus View Post
    Let us no when you start using it so we can come down to
    How about moving Wed. night again, to Grapvine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rogue View Post
    How about moving Wed. night again, to Grapvine.
    Works for me, I haven't made it to a Wed. night meet since I've been working 3rd shift
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