Leaving your desk unattended for to long...

[MiataMike]

Well, my co-worker got married last week and has been on his honeymoon. He comes back tomorrow so we decided to redecorate his desk a little....Any comments or touch ups that need to be made

[TheChadVIII]

add feces.

[MiataMike]

I'll let you supply that add on.

[Dave04]

Any comments or touch ups that need to be made

A bill on his desk from Dell where he ordered all the hardware would make a nice extra touch...

[Nexus Flux]

Shrink wrap the whole cube. Also you could tell him there is a gift for him and the Mrs. in one of the boxes.

[Radio-Active]

Place his name on the boxes and add a roll of bubble wrap...

That works better than a pink slip at my job.