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Best to phrase it like this, "With all due respect, you give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Jotd
While she was flying down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what?... A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Iain
"We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing." - George Bernard Shaw
Best to phrase it like this, "With all due respect, you give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Must be the same lady that got pulled for speeding in Atlanta...
Officer said, "Ma'am... No one's ever come burnin' through my town that fast."
Without missing a beat she said, "Sherman did."
Maybe 4 wheels aren't so bad after all... wickett.org
It only goes to show when people can no longer discriminate on the grounds of race, religion, or sexual orientation, they can improvise and still find someone to hate. - Dave Moulton
Why don't you try that joke out next time you are in Kansas.
Originally Posted by altiain
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
wow ... just wow LOL
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Why don't you try that joke out next time you are in Kansas.
Iain
"We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing." - George Bernard Shaw
Bwhahahahahah!!
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