Every one but myself are home with swin flu

[jeff_man]

I'm the only person at work that doesn't use hand sanitizer every 5 min and i feel grate.

reminds me of George Carlin "no one got polio because we all went swimming in raw sewage, strengthens your immune system"

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...ent=firefox-a#

[HudsonHawk]

At least they stayed home. One of my coworkers brought their sick grandchild to work for 2 days. I wanted to smack her.

[jeff_man]

i was tired of hearing people hacking and talking like they where pazest, i told the owner i'm going to sue over unsafe working conditions so now i can just sit around and do what ever i want =D

[SirHustlerEsq]

OK, swineflu is starting get to frightening. I predict that by EOY, we're going to be stuck in our homes for a week or more.

[Miatamaniac92]

Stock up on duct tape.

Chris