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    Default My wagon needs a tampon

    Okay, everyone get a tampon about the wagon. It was a joke about how my car has some dings and scratches. I could care less if it was fast or ugly, most people who know me knows that I look at what is in the car work wise.
    I'm not speeding officer, I'm qualifying!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by driftdevil View Post
    Okay, everyone get a tampon about the wagon. It was a joke about how my car has some dings and scratches. I could care less if it was fast or ugly, most people who know me knows that I look at what is in the car work wise.
    Don't jump to conclusions about any getting their feelings hurt. You have not hurt mine.

    It seems that if there were any tampons involved in this thread, you have just displayed yours in your paranoid reply.

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    Oh trust me you'll know if I get pissy. Just don't want someone that doesn't know me getting the idea I'm bagging on their car.
    I'm not speeding officer, I'm qualifying!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by driftdevil View Post
    Oh trust me you'll know if I get pissy.
    Probably not. I am not interested in knowing, nor would you be interested in knowing when I do.
    Quote Originally Posted by driftdevil View Post
    Just don't want someone that doesn't know me getting the idea I'm bagging on their car.
    You only want your acquaintances to think you are bagging on their car?

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    Reread what I said. Anyway who cares. If you know (which you don't) you know who I am, and how I am. And that is that.
    I'm not speeding officer, I'm qualifying!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by driftdevil View Post
    Reread what I said. Anyway who cares. If you know (which you don't) you know who I am, and how I am. And that is that.

    Maybe some day we will meet.

    Then we could get to know one another.

    Interestingly enough, I am a bit of a no-nonsense kind of guy myself. I rarely stay quiet in an effort to provide some sense of psuedo-decency. People tend to afford themselves an understanding in relationships such as these, and I am sure that an understanding would be reached. I am a somewhat peacable and upstanding citizen that is firmly honor bound, and I am liscensed as such. Perhaps you will attend this weeks meet at Keller's? I would look forward to an introduction. I will be there in my NA, it is flat black with black Rota Slips. I am an easily spotted man, 6 foot and 100kg, normally wearing a Czech military hat. Happy motoring.

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    Hey Vej, update the pic of your Miata in your sig...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Treibenschnell View Post
    Sounds like fun.... what did I miss?
    I dunno either... but I'm looking for some good tampon pictures to use as avatars if this gets out of hand...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave04 View Post
    I dunno either... but I'm looking for some good tampon pictures to use as avatars if this gets out of hand...
    You are gonna need a bigger boat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vejatabul View Post
    You are gonna need a bigger boat.
    Nope... boat is plenty big...
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    I saw thist thread title and thought someone had a station wagon with an oil leak and I was curious. Now, I am just really confused.
    I drive to fast to worry about my cholesterol.

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    What a bunch of douche canoes.
    ...and across the line.

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    Hahaha, Vej someone called you a douche canoe...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2004Busa View Post
    Hahaha, Vej someone called you a douche canoe...
    ...and across the line.

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    My sentiments exactly.

    I would assume that a douche canoe would be a type of water craft that would keep an individual from having to wade though after-douche, there-by allowing the user to not be covered in said after-douche. A type of vessel that keeps one from having to interact with the assorted douche-esque eroticism that is present here might be of use to those uninterested in the seemingly intentional attempts at cliche web-based humor.

    It is interesting that so many men seem to be looking for femalia in such an unfeminine location. I might suggest that said men might be concealing undertones of dubious distinction in the essence homosexuality. In the wake of such revolutionary evidence, one might gather that the Miata stigma is alive and well, and so effortlessly practiced by those wishing to conceal a latent sexuality juxtaposed with the attempts to dress others in the attire that they secretly adorn.

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    Did I just get called a douche canoe by a guy with a Knight Rider Miata? Your MPV should make for a nice douche canoe...
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    2004 Hayabusa
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    Ummm...
    What?
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    Quote Originally Posted by juxt3r View Post
    Ummm...
    What?
    I've long since given up trying to understand anything in this thread.
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    Nothing will give you so much fun. The only reason I’m giving it five stars is because I can’t give it 14." - Jeremy Clarkson

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