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Thread: Chevrolet Corvette redefines curb rash during autocross

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    Ya lets go to a perfectly good race track and drive around the parking lot. you autoxer are to cute.

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    Holy shit! That was terrible! I would hate for the to happen, didn't even look like he had enough speed to do that, that badly!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jeff_man View Post
    Ya lets go to a perfectly good race track and drive around the parking lot. you autoxer are to cute.
    At least we can spell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeff_man View Post
    Ya lets go to a perfectly good race track and drive around the parking lot. you autoxer are to cute.
    So, you'd want that guy on the track instead?
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    I like how the guy has the creepy fetish-mask bra on the nose of the car to keep the cone damage to a minimum... but then it turns out that he's a no-drivin-ass doofus.
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    That hurts me to watch, it would be my worst nightmare come true. I agree, it did not even look like he was balls out throughout the run! Ouch Chiwawa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeff_man View Post
    Ya lets go to a perfectly good race track and drive around the parking lot. you autoxer are to cute.
    He's probably a track junkie...more than 6 turns hurts his little head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sammm View Post
    He's probably a track junkie...more than 6 turns hurts his little head.


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    At :52 does someone in the background yell "That's my car!" or is it someone yelling to stop that car thats on course?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeff_man View Post
    Oh wow......there's a guy at the auto-x driving a new white Boss 302!

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    More Corvette shenanigans... the fun starts at 0:40.

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    I dont mean to sound crass but all I can think about is how those poor guys are going to have to set back up those cones while everyone waits for hours longer for their 60 second of track time.....
    Blah blah blah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MiataMike View Post
    I dont mean to sound crass but all I can think about is how those poor guys are going to have to set back up those cones while everyone waits for hours longer for their 60 second of track time.....

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    Stupid Corvette drivers!
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    Wow I didn't mean to end this thread, I was just
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    That's what happens when VTEC kicks in. I hear it is wicked fast.
    M3 is always the answer.

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    Dang Rick, I wanted to see the carnage!

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