Autocross top 10

[blackzx3_13]

This was recieved from the SCCA mailing list. kinda funny


10. When you hit a pylon, it doesn't fall down.
9. Your mother thinks you drive sensibly.
8. Course workers use your runs as lunch breaks.
7. Novices snicker when they hear your times.
6. Birds walk out of the way, when your car approaches.
5. Timer doesn't have enough digits to show your time.
4. You don't need a cupholder for your McDonald's coffee.
3. At the end of the season, your tires still have molding marks.
2. Andy Hollis runs alongside your car and shouts advice

and the Top indicator you're not autocrossing fast enough:
1. Your competitors are glad you showed up.

[Treibenschnell]

[Kiliwizz]

Uh oh. It's bad when those things sound familiar, isn't it?