Perfect for that office xmas party *GROSS*

[srivendel]

~ • "Kitty Litter Cake" • ~
This is *no joke*

READ THE INGREDIENTS AND STUFF FIRST AND THEN LOOK AT THE PHOTO...

TRUST ME...

DON'T LOOK AT THE PHOTO FIRST, BUT LAST...

This is for all you cooks out there looking for something a little different.........

WANT TO HAVE FUN A PARTY? PREPARE THIS RECIPE! COMPLETELY EDIBLE,

BUT YOUR FRIENDS MAY NOT THINK SO!

On a recent visit to our veterinarian to get shots for our cat I found this recipe on the waiting room bulletin board. After recovering from hysterical laughter, I obtained a copy from the office staff so that my wife could make it, which she refused to do. I took it to work and gave the recipe to a lady at work who loves cats. The pictures below show the results of her work. It doesn't look very nice, but it's actually quite tasty, so I decided to pass it along.

CAKE INGREDIENTS:
1 box spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 box of white cake mix
1 package white sandwich cookies
1 large package vanilla instant pudding mix
A few drops green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls or equivalent

SERVING "DISHES AND UTENSILS"
1 NEW cat-litter box
1 NEW cat-litter box liner
1 NEW pooper scooper

1) Prepare and bake cake mixes, according to directions, in any size pan. Prepare pudding and chill. Crumble cookies in small batches in blender or food processor. Add a few drops of green food coloring to 1 cup of cookie crumbs. Mix with a fork or shake in a jar. Set aside.

2) When cakes are at room temperature, crumble them into a large bowl. Toss with half of the remaining cookie crumbs and enough pudding to make the mixture moist but not soggy. Place liner in litter box and pour in mixture.

3) Unwrap 3 Tootsie Rolls and heat in a microwave until soft and pliable. Shape the blunt ends into slightly curved points. Repeat with three more rolls. Bury the rolls decoratively in the cake mixture. Sprinkle remaining white cookie crumbs over the mixture, then scatter green crumbs lightly over top.

4) Heat 5 more Tootsie Rolls until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with crumbs from the litter box. Heat the remaining Tootsie Roll until pliable and hang it over the edge of the box. Place box on a sheet of newspaper and serve with scooper. Enjoy!
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[Treibenschnell]

I've seen one made... it's pretty nasty looking.

And hell if I wanted a piece.

[sammm]

The perfect gift for someone who has everything!

[Jiggerachi]

My wife & I have made this cake before. Its actually really good, but man ours looked bad...I went anal & took extra time making it look real. It was for her companys haloween party.

One trick is, you have to roll the melted tootsie rolls somewhat in the cookie litter, that way it looks like the cat has crapped & tried to bury it. Then get some water or something to make the cookie litter clump up, to look like the lumps of pee.

I think I had way too much fun making that cake, Muhahahaha...

[MadMerv]

eeeeeeeewwwwwwww

[Kiliwizz]

That reminds me of a fantastic youth group game.

Required:

4 different chocolate candy bars - as different in texture as possible, eg
a baby ruth, musketeer, milky way, and a toblerone
fudge sauce
4 new diapers (ones without chemicals)

Instructions

Place chocolate bar in diaper, add fudge sauce. Heat briefly to soften chocolate bar (just put it outside in Texas). Squidge a little to disguise details of the shape of the chocolate bars.

Serve to youth with spoons for sampling.

The object of the game is to guess which chocolate bar is which...

[Majik]

A waitress at work told me she is bringing that on Sat to work. If it tastes as good as her homemade cupcakes with chocolate chip cookie dough in the middle then I will look past the presentation...