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    The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh butter fat. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying. So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by onething
    The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh butter fat. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying. So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle.

    If all that is true I would shop there all the time. I wonder what hapens in the personal hygiene area...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMonkey
    "Smells like sex in here!!"


    S.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMonkey
    If all that is true I would shop there all the time. I wonder what hapens in the personal hygiene area...

    "Smells like sex in here!!"
    Thanks for classing-up the place
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMonkey
    "Smells like sex in here!!"
    I was gonna say ceviche?

    Quote Originally Posted by onething
    Thanks for classing-up the place
    I know, I know...

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    Quote Originally Posted by onething
    Thanks for classing-up the place
    I do my best
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