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    U2 is one of many groups who play at a World Hunger Relief Concert in Northern Ireland. After a rousing rendition of "Where The Streets Have No Name," Bono steps to the microphone and asks the crowd to please be quiet.

    The band begins to quiety play the next song. A solemn-looking Bono raises his arms and begins clapping his hands above his head.

    "Every time I clap my hands," Bono says to the crowd, "a child in Africa dies."

    From the silenced audience, a lone voice cries out: "Well stop doing it, then!"

    S.
    Last edited by onething; 12-19-2006 at 11:05 AM. Reason: Bad Spelling Does not get you a PG13

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    Come on Alabama... That was lame. Why don't you dig a little deeper and see if you find something better.

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    I'm through playing lapdog to you s. Write your own damn joke, Princess.

    S.

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    I liked it! (opps)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Treibenschnell View Post
    Wearing the skin a little thin today, eh?
    Even the toughest hide breaks down after constant attack








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    Quote Originally Posted by onething View Post
    Even the toughest hide breaks down after constant attack
    Do you think that srivendel feels he is constantly under attack?

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    Ok, Ok. I'll put my stick away.

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    ...and across the line.

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