Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[black roadster]

Ok, another silly time waster. Saw it on another message board, so I thought it would be nice addition here.

Write a wish.

The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it... (S)he then writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.

Example:

1st person: I wish I had X-Ray Vision.

2nd person: Granted, but it only works in nursing homes.

I'll start.

I wish I had a 30 car garage filled with 30 of my favorite cars.

[Majik]

Ok, another silly time waster. Saw it on another message board, so I thought it would be nice addition here.

Write a wish.

The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it... (S)he then writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.

Example:

1st person: I wish I had X-Ray Vision.

2nd person: Granted, but it only works in nursing homes.

I'll start.

I wish I had a 30 car garage filled with 30 of my favorite cars.

But you cant drive them.


I wish I hadnt played this game... :)

[channelmaniac]

But you cant drive them.


I wish I hadnt played this game... :)

Granted. But now you wish you could play soooo badly it's consuming you.

I wish I could date Meg Ryan.

[MiataMike]

Granted. But now you wish you could play soooo badly it's consuming you.

I wish I could date Meg Ryan.

Granted. But now you want a younger version.

I wish I had my two front teeth.

[Dave04]

I wish I had my two front teeth.

Granted...


I wish everyone could just get along....

[Tim the Teacher]

I wish I had my two front teeth.

Granted...but the rest of your mouth would still be empty


I wish I could motorboat Anjelina Jolie

[sammm]

I wish I had my two front teeth.

Granted, but now you can't whistle.

I wish BR would forget his MME password.

[TheChadVIII]

I wish BR would forget his MME password.

Granted, but now instead he knows yours.

I wish I got a Christmas bonus for every holiday.

[Titus]

Granted, but now instead he knows yours.

I wish I got a Christmas bonus for every holiday.

Granted, but now you have to work all of those holidays.

I wish Bean and CM would finish their Miatas.

[Tim the Teacher]

I wish I got a Christmas bonus for every holiday.

Granted....but it's only a 25 cents

I wish Bean would get his car back together

[Tim the Teacher]

I wish Bean and CM would finish their Miatas.

Granted....but the damn things won't start

I wish Titus would do something more than just post all day

[Titus]

Granted....but it's only a 25 cents

I wish Bean would get his car back together

Echo Echo Echo Echo


He may have started driving fast, but he still types slow.

[tailchaser]

Granted....but the damn things won't start

I wish Titus would do something more than just post all day

Granted. But you should see what he's doing to your cat in his spare time now.

I wish I had an evil twin.

[Tim the Teacher]

I wish I had an evil twin.

Granted but you would look like POS!

I wish I could fly

[Treibenschnell]

Granted but you would look like POS!

I wish I could fly

Granted. But now you're a bug on a windshield.

I wish I was an electrical genius...

[MiataMike]

Granted. But now you're a bug on a windshield.

I wish I was an electrical genius...

Granted but now your hair won't lay down

I wish that Magic Markers didn't smell so bad

[black roadster]

Granted but now your hair won't lay down

I wish that Magic Markers didn't smell so bad

Granted but now your upper lip smells like poo.

I wish people would appreciate my posts.

[Treibenschnell]

Granted but now your upper lip smells like poo.

I wish people would appreciate my posts.

Granted but now you won't post a damned thing.

I wish I had BR's acumen at finding ridiculous YouTube videos...

[channelmaniac]

Granted but now you won't post a damned thing.

I wish I had BR's acumen at finding ridiculous YouTube videos...

Granted, but now your posts suck.

I wish I had more time in the day to do everything

[sammm]

Granted, but now your posts suck.

I wish I had more time in the day to do everything

Granted but now you're unemployed.

I wish people didn't suck.