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Iain
"We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing." - George Bernard Shaw
Nobody bid it's mine!
OMG
Hey, I think Britany is hot and all, but $2million bucks (and climbing) for some used chewing gum? Please tell me this is a fake or something...
Hmmm... maybe we could take the DNA and clone us another one...
On second thought... that's more scary....
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What! No "Certificate of Authenticity" ? :P I've got a piece of gum chewed by Queen Elizabeth in my trash can right now!
And I've got one chewed by Princess Dianna!
Based on my vast medical training, that looks more like her brain than her chewing gum.
Who is Britany Spears anyway and why does someone want her used chewing gum? Was she walking while chewing? Does that make it more valuable? I bet the gum will hold up longer than the chewer.
I used to not worry about where my used gum went - side of the road, in the hedge, or just about anywhere I wasn't going to walk. Then the SO told me it would last forever. I put a piece on the ground in an area where the lawn mower would not disturb it. Thirty days later, it was still there - teeth marks and all. None of God's little disposal critters had even given it a sniff. From now on, mine goes in the garbage. Or under the table at Ocean Rock.
The internet gives us instant access to the world! Ebay puts a price on it!!! Forums such as this allow me to enjoy the sound of my own foolish voice.
In a bit when everyone leaves Ill get a picture of it for you...
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