Jotd

[cam76034]

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he
settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful
woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was
heading straight towards his seat. As fate would
have it, she took the seat right beside his.

Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out,
"Business trip or pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going
to the annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in
Boston."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most beautiful woman
he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was
going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use
information that I have learned from my personal
experiences to debunk some of the popular myths
about sexuality."

"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are
there?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that
African-American men are the most well-endowed of
all men, when in fact it is the Native American
Indian who is most likely to possess that trait."
"Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best
lovers when actually it is men of Jewish descent who
are the best."
"I have also discovered that the lover with
absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and
blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't
really be discussing all of this with you. I don't
even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Goldstein. But my
friends call me Bubba."

[driftdevil]

nice