Reply With QuoteThat's a pretty harsh way to learn to not cheat on women.
"Heav'n has no Rage, like Love to Hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a Fury, like a Woman scorn'd."
-William Congreve
Damn the Luck!!!
THIS IS SOOO FUNNY!!
To my Darling Husband,
Before you return from your trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife. XOXOXO
P.S. Your girlfriend called.
I'm not speeding officer, I'm qualifying!!!
92 Red (sold)
2006 ZX6R 636 (sold)
99 S10 ZQ8 (sold)
95 Merlot M
05 GSXR 600 (To buy my house)
That's a pretty harsh way to learn to not cheat on women.
"Heav'n has no Rage, like Love to Hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a Fury, like a Woman scorn'd."
-William Congreve
'06 RSX Type-S NBP
Or.....just get a wife that dosen't mind if you have a girlfriend as long as you share.
99 Miata Black
'cause those are easy to find....Originally Posted by Billy Blaze
Or.....just get a wife that dosen't mind if you have a girlfriend as long as you share.
They are easier to find than you would think
99 Miata Black
+1 on that MoD!'cause those are easy to find....
+1They are easier to find than you would think
Blah blah blah!
I don't believe any of you!!!!!!!
I think you are getting them confused with groupies.They are easier to find than you would think
+1
'06 RSX Type-S NBP
Just because you can't find all the freaky chicks doesn't mean others can't
Blah blah blah!
Just because you can't find all the freaky chicks doesn't mean others can't
+1
2005 Lava Orange MSM #601/1428
211 rwhp, 195 ft. lbs on 1/6/07
WTF!!!!!! That's just crazy.
Yeah, it's crazy that that Ferrari was stored in such a boring looking garage.
S.
Its also crazy that someone who owns a Ferrari would own a truck like that
Blah blah blah!
Anyone have the original link? That must have been one helluva running start the truck had.
They don'tIts also crazy that someone who owns a Ferrari would own a truck like that
A link...Got some more info on this one, if anyone is interested... I live in Northwest Arkansas and sent this around to some friends... one of them had seen it on the news:
Quote:
This accident happened in Rogers. The 17 yr old kid was bending over to look for a cell phone. He hit the curb, went airborne, and landed on the car. It seems irrational, but I saw it on the news yesterday.
The town of Rogers is immediately adjacent to Bentonville, which is the location of Wal-Mart headquarters... we've got a few other large companies in the area, such as J.B. Hunt and Tyson Foods. The Ferrari probably belongs to either an executive of one of those companies, or more likely to an executive of one of the vendors that works with those companies.
'02 Berlina S2k
J's 60RS, K&N FIPK, AUT CF cooling panel,
JDM sidemarkers, S badges, BYS emblems,
Mugen TP, 11.7:1 CR, Comptech Header,
Hello Kitty Mugen badge
Check page 5 of the link I posted, some random quotes and info there.
'02 Berlina S2k
J's 60RS, K&N FIPK, AUT CF cooling panel,
JDM sidemarkers, S badges, BYS emblems,
Mugen TP, 11.7:1 CR, Comptech Header,
Hello Kitty Mugen badge
When I lived in Leadville, Colorado we had 8 guys to one girl ratio. So, you didn't lose your girlfriend, you just lost your turn.
I was looking at the picture and just noticed the Hardly Dangerous parked next to it. (Scooter) Geez, that was one heckuva get off! Get a perimete set up, comin' in hot!
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