Happy Easter!

[Titus]

[Magma]

[cam76034]

Three blondes died and found themselves standing
before St. Peter. He told them that before they
could enter the Kingdom, they
Had to tell him what Easter was.

The first blonde said, "Easter is a
holiday where they have a big
Feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."

St. Peter said, "Blondes!" and went on to
the second one.

The second blonde said, "Easter is when we
celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts."

St. Peter said, "Wrong!!" and went to the
third blonde.

The third blonde said she knew what Easter
was and St. Peter said, "So, tell me."

She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday
that coincides with the
Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was
having Passover feast with His
Disciples when he was betrayed by Judas,
and the Romans arrested
him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and He
died. Then they buried Him
in a tomb behind a very large boulder.

St. Peter said, "Finally! Verrrrry good!"

The blonde continued, "Now every year the
Jews roll away the
boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees
his shadow, we have six
more weeks of basketball."

[Treibenschnell]

Nice!!

[jeff_man]