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  1. 04-27-2007, 10:31 AM #1
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    Default Streetsweeper Stories... (repost?)

    From the Something Awful forums...

    http://www.subkamran.com/sa/sa%20-%20bruiser.pdf
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  2. 04-27-2007, 10:33 AM #2
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    Man I'm not reading 120 pages of PDF file.
    Blah blah blah!
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  3. 04-27-2007, 10:41 AM #3
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    Default Don't worry -- there won't be a quiz.

    Here's an excerpt:

    (cop friend)
    Yeah.. uh, hi. Listen, I just got a call from a trooper friend of mine talking about a pair of sweeper trucks doing about a buck-oh-five down 24. You know anything about that?

    (SS driver)
    NOOOOOOOoooooo, are you serious? These things? They hardly do 80

    (cop friend)
    Riiiiiiight, well just look for the smoking truck, apparently the guy was burning his axles and looked all seven flavors of hell coming down the highway.
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  4. 04-27-2007, 12:04 PM #4
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    lol
    Blah blah blah!
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    DAMN!

    I hadn't laughed that much in a long time.

    I took a sick day off work today and just sat down and read the whole thing. It was worth it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by channelmaniac View Post
    DAMN!

    I hadn't laughed that much in a long time.

    I took a sick day off work today and just sat down and read the whole thing. It was worth it!
    GOOD GAWD! You are sick :-P
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    I haven't read anything that long in a while. (Yeah, I'm a retard.) But I read it straight through.

    One more excerpt:

    Well, eventually the night ended, and we drove our trucks back to the barn. It turns out that the wash-bay was down for repairs again, so we had to leave a maintenance slip.

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  8. 04-27-2007, 01:46 PM #8
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    Ahahahaha, ok I'm AT work and I read through all of it since lunch was over.


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    Damn you Stumpy... now I'm in the dog house. Been out of town all week, been home 3 hours, and now I am sitting here all night reading and reading and reading. I think the is a little pissed.
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    Serves you right for going straight to the 'puter when you get home. Have her read the "boy meets girl" stories and you should be fine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by redmenace View Post
    Serves you right for going straight to the 'puter when you get home. Have her read the "boy meets girl" stories and you should be fine.
    Nah... I took her out to dinner dinner first (got hungry watching the guys in First class eat dinner while I wasn't even offered a bag of peanuts). I found myself on the computer shortly after returning fro dinner.
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    I decided to read it too and glad I did. Very entertaining.
    ...and across the line.

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