Bumper sticker that made me laugh out loud

[redmenace]

"How would Jesus drive?"

[Treibenschnell]

I've thought about marketing my own stickers -

What would Jesus do?

He'd use his blinker!

or

He'd hang up and drive!

I claim copyright!!!!!!!!!!

[channelmaniac]

He wouldn't flip you off...

[Mathews2004]

I saw this one a while before the election.

I'm not sure if I'm fer it or agin it.

"LESBIANS AGAINST BUSH"

[EvilSpeeder]

My GF text messaged me this the other day:

"I just saw a bumper sticker that said: Musicians duet better."

My reply was:

"We're not the biggest dorks in the universe!!!" (We're both engineers)

[onething]

Your child may be an honor student
But you Drive Like an Idiot


Stop, Drop, and Roll Doesn't Work in Hell

[chucka]

I had one on a primered Mazda mini truck back in the day (10 yrs ago) and it said

Don't laugh Mister, Your daughter is in here

edit: i forgot to mention my girlfriend made me take it off because her dad mentioned something about it.

[channelmaniac]

"My child beat up your honor student"

[black roadster]

Not a bumper sticker but a t-shirt.

"My Hockey Mom Beat Up You're Soccer Mom"

[Treibenschnell]

I saw a t-shirt that made me laugh and shake my head...

The front had -

"Michael Jackson didn't have sex with those children...

and the back said -

"He made love to them."

I wasn't the only person staring at that guy... everywhere he walked in the mall, he was creating a wake of people in various states - disbelief, shock, laughter.

[fwMiata]

so funny, yet so wrong. i would laugh hystericaly.