Three guys die and go to heaven. The first goes up to St. Peter who says, "I have only one question before you go into heaven: Were you faithful to your wife?" The guy answers, "Yes, I never even looked at another women." St. Peter says, "See that Rolls-Royce over there? That's your car to drive while you’re in heaven."
The second guy gets the same question and answers: "Once I strayed, but I confessed to my wife and she forgave me and we worked it out." St. Peter says " See that new Buick over there, that's your car to use in heaven."
The third guy answers the same question: "I have to admit, I chased every bit of tail I could, and was with a lot of women." St. Peter says, "OK, but you were basically a good guy, so that old VW Bug over there is yours to use while you’re in heaven."
The three guys go off on their separate ways. A few weeks later #2 and #3 are driving along in the Buick when they see #1's Rolls Royce parked outside of a bar. They stop and go into the bar and find #1 with empty bottles all around him, laying down with his face in his hands on the bar.
They come up to him and #2 says, "Bud, what could possibly be so bad, you're in heaven, you drive a Rolls Royce, and everything is great!" He says, "I saw my wife today!" The other two answer, "That's great! What's the problem?"
He answers, "She was driving a Miata!"
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