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    A drunk staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the confession box and said nothing. The bewildered priest coughed to attract his attention, but still the drunk remained silent. The priest then knocked on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.

    The drunk said; "No use knocking, buddy. There's no paper in this one either."
    On the track, I am fearless.
    If you were as slow as me, you wouldn't be afraid either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Treibenschnell View Post
    Perhaps the priest wanted some privacy for himself and his alter boy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Treibenschnell View Post
    Perhaps the priest wanted some privacy for himself and his alter boy...
    Quote Originally Posted by POS Racing View Post
    Ooopps... heheeh... Freudian slip and typo... I meant altar boy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Treibenschnell View Post
    Ooopps... heheeh... Freudian slip and typo... I meant altar boy.
    POS didn't know the difference and I agree with what he said:

























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