Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Treibenschnell]

Granted but now you're unemployed.

I wish people didn't suck.

Granted... now everyone blows.

I wish I win the Lotto.

[MadMonkey]

Granted... now everyone blows.

I wish I win the Lotto.

Granted. You'd still never get your car running.

I wish I had an Elise.

[tailchaser]

Granted... now everyone blows.

I wish I win the Lotto.

Granted.

I wish people would quit sending faxes to my cell phone.

[Dave04]

I wish I had an Elise.

Granted.... but then you let Altiain drive it...

I wish it would snow 3" this weekend.

[black roadster]

Granted.

I wish people would quit sending faxes to my cell phone.

Granted but now they are sending you spam via IM.

I wish I could drive like Mario Andretti.

[Treibenschnell]

Granted but now they are sending you spam via IM.

I wish I could drive like Mario Andretti.

Granted... not the racer, Mario Andretti, the hog butcher in Queens.

I wish for whirled peas.

[sammm]

Granted.... but then you let Altiain drive it...

I wish it would snow 3" this weekend.

Granted. Now you're stuck at home with no food and die.

I wish I was independantly wealthy.

[tailchaser]

Granted. Now you're stuck at home with no food and die.

I wish I was independantly wealthy.

Granted. But you live on an island alone with only your mute servant, Bob, for companionship.

I wish I had a 5 car garage.

[Treibenschnell]

Granted. But you live on an island alone with only your mute servant, Bob, for companionship.

I wish I had a 5 car garage.

Granted... but you're blind and deaf but yet have a spotless driving record.

I wish I had TC's 5 car garage.

[channelmaniac]

Granted... but you're blind and deaf but yet have a spotless driving record.

I wish I had TC's 5 car garage.

Granted, but you still don't have a whole car to put in it.

I wish I had the suspension kit for my Spec project already.

[MiataMike]

Granted, but you still don't have a whole car to put in it.

I wish I had the suspension kit for my Spec project already.

Granted but now you need a shell

I wish I was at home right now.

[Treibenschnell]

Granted, but you still don't have a whole car to put in it.

I wish I had the suspension kit for my Spec project already.

Granted... but we just swapped cars.

I wish Raymond would find me a Joust and/or SpyHunter machine.

[MiataMike]

Granted... but we just swapped cars.

I wish Raymond would find me a Joust and/or SpyHunter machine.

Granted but your car was hit by a RPG

I wish I could drive without speedlimits.

[sammm]

Granted but your car was hit by a RPG

I wish I could drive without speedlimits.

Granted, but you were just hit by a semi doing 150 mph (and your dead).

I wish for a fish.

[MiataMike]

Granted, but you were just hit by a semi doing 150 mph (and your dead).

I wish for a fish.

Granted: But you tried to take a bath with your pirana and he ate you alive.

I wish to be alive again, so I can speed more.

[altiain]

Granted: But you tried to take a bath with your pirana and he ate you alive.

I wish to be alive again, so I can speed more.

Granted, but you ran out of gas, so you're stuck on the side of the road.

I wish my car got better gas mileage.

[Tim the Teacher]

"I wish to be alive again, so I can speed more"


Granted, but your choice of vehicle would be a wheelchair.

I wish I owned a Ferrarri 599 GTB Fiorano

[TheChadVIII]

I wish I owned a Ferrarri 599 GTB Fiorano

Granted, but you bought it from a guy who has 25lbs of crack in the trunk and you just got stopped for doing 100mph over...

I wish buffalo wings didn't have nasty after-effects...

[tailchaser]

Granted, but you ran out of gas, so you're stuck on the side of the road.

I wish my car got better gas mileage.

Granted... But only because Mazda issued a recall and the fuel cutoff is now 2500 rpm.

I wish stupid people had to put "L" stickers on their cars.

[Titus]

Granted but now your upper lip smells like poo.

I wish people would appreciate my posts.

Granted. (Have you seen how many people have gotten in on the fun?)
You now have to figure out a way to top this one.

I wish was Bill Gates rich.