Reply With QuoteOkay, that was the disturbing image of the day....
Jotd
There were three dogs sitting in a Vet clinic, a black lab, a chocolate lab, and a yellow lab. They strike up a conversation and began to ask each other why they were there.
Yellow Lab: Well, I'm a digger. I can't stop diggin so my owner brought me here to see what they can do for me. I dig up flower beds, I dig up gardens, last night I went overboard and dug a whole in the carpet.
Two Other Dogs: Wow, so what are they doing for you?
Yellow Lab: They're putting me on Prozac, it's supposed to slow me down.
Chocolate Lab: Well, I'm a pisser. I can't stop pissin so my owner brought me here to see what they can do for me. I piss indoors, outdoors, I piss on peoples legs. Last night I went overboard and pissed right in the middle of my owners bed.
Two Other Dogs: Wow, so what are they doing for you?
Chocolate Lab: They're putting me on Prozac, it's supposed to slow me down.
Black Lab: Well, I'm a humper. I can't stop humping so my owner brought me here to see what they can do for me. I hump pillows, cartires, furniture. Last night I went overboard with my humping. My owner had just showered and she bent over to dry her toes and I started humping her.
Two Other Dogs: I guess you're getting Prozac too?
Black Lab: Nah, I'm here to get my nails clipped.
Okay, that was the disturbing image of the day....
09 Lexus RX350
.... no Miata
S.
How Smart Is Your Right Foot?
1. While sitting there at your computer desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it. O,K, Are you doing that?
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction!!!
I told you so.. And there is nothing you can do about it. .
Originally Posted by cam76034
Creepy!
That might also explain why I can't dance.
S.
OMG My foot is retarded!
Hahaha!
Mine worked fine, kept making circles like it was supposed to... maybe I'm screwed up
09 Lexus RX350
.... no Miata
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