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  1. 08-29-2004, 06:35 PM #1
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    Default Attack squirrel of death...

    Since this is locally natured, I feel compelled to make sure you all have the opportunity to see it...

    Click here to read

    Daniel Meyer is one funny SOB... If this story is true, I may never ride a two wheeler in Dallas...
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  2. 08-29-2004, 08:06 PM #2
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    Picture the scene. You are a cop. You and your partner have pulled off on a quiet residential street and parked with your windows down to do some paperwork.

    Suddenly a large man on a huge black and chrome cruiser, dressed in jeans, a torn t-shirt flapping in the breeze, and wearing one leather glove, moving at probably 80mph on one wheel, and screaming bloody murder roars by and with all his strength throws a live squirrel grenade directly into your police car.


    That's the funniest damn story I've read in a long time.
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  3. 08-29-2004, 08:46 PM #3
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    I don't care who you are, that's just plain funny!
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  4. 08-30-2004, 08:06 AM #4
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    I've had dogs chase after my on a motorcycle before, but I've never been attacked by a squirrel. Thats classic.
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  5. 08-31-2004, 10:39 PM #5
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    Good stuff. His writing is very graphical, as I could see the whole thing.
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  6. 09-30-2004, 03:05 PM #6
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    I ride as well and I have had a similar incident minus the cop. I am so laughing my a** off over hereat school

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  7. 10-06-2004, 02:13 PM #7
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    I can't stop....I'm crying...can't breathe...

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  8. 04-04-2007, 10:29 AM #8
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    Back from the dead since we have some bike owners on the site that may be young enough to not realize the dangers of complacency...
    Maybe 4 wheels aren't so bad after all... wickett.org
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  9. 04-04-2007, 10:47 AM #9
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    Very Funny, my coworker wondered what was so funny, now he is laughing as well
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  10. 04-04-2007, 10:53 AM #10
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    And the guy found Foamy, no less.
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  11. 04-04-2007, 11:02 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Radio-Active View Post
    And the guy found Foamy, no less.
    And hurled Foamy into a police car, no less...
    Maybe 4 wheels aren't so bad after all... wickett.org
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  12. 04-04-2007, 11:33 AM #12
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    Blah blah blah!
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    No one can escape the Squirrelly Wrath.
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    He should just be glad that squirrel didn't have a lightsaber...
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    squirrel attachs are really under reported in the media
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  16. 04-06-2007, 07:42 AM #16
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    That was great. I am having a better day bacause I am picturing this attack and laughing.
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  17. 04-06-2007, 02:46 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by altiain View Post
    That's the funniest damn story I've read in a long time.
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