Jotd 9/26/08
OLD BUTCH
John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize their eggs. He kept careful records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out the efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen; but this morning he noticed old
Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing; but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize", but they also awarded him the "Pullet-surprise" as well.
Well, clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at
sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.
Vote carefully this year, the bells are not always audible.
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Iain
"We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing." - George Bernard Shaw
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I thought it was funny.
09 Lexus RX350
.... no Miata
Let me know if you need an explanation on the fertilized egg thing.Originally Posted by MadMonkey
But see, it is much easier to be funny when people are feeding you straight lines like that.Let me know if you need an explanation on the fertilized egg thing.
Who said anything about me being straight??!
09 Lexus RX350
.... no Miata
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211 rwhp, 195 ft. lbs on 1/6/07
Is that from your personal file?
Actually I pulled it from the Mod Forum
2005 Lava Orange MSM #601/1428
211 rwhp, 195 ft. lbs on 1/6/07
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