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Jotd
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.
A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He Then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again.
The girl has been watching him and says, 'You must be a dentist.'
The guy, surprised, says 'Yes....how did you figure that out?'
'Easy,' she replied, 'you keep washing your hands.'
One thing led to another and they make love. After they are done, the girl says, You must be a really good dentist.
The guy, now with a boosted ego says, 'Well yes, I'm a good dentist. How did you Figure that out?
'Didn't feel a thing!'
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Originally Posted by
MadMonkey
Bahaha!!
::Blind::
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A blonde walks in to a garage and asks for a seven-ten. The mechanics all look at each other and ask, 'What is a seven-ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'
She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?' She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'
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Originally Posted by
Bacon
i don't get it
Do you happen to be blonde?
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I'll bet she only used 77345 in the 710...
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i was thinking, like, a Datsun 710? I've never had the luxury of having to read where my oil goes into.
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lol whats oil have anything to do with it?
bwahahahahah
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Picture would have explained the punchline.
