Jotd

A very large,loud, unattractive mean, nasty woman walked into Wal-Mart with two of her kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Greeter said pleasently "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say "Hell no they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind or stupid , Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe someone would fvck you twice" "Have a nice day and thank you for shopping Wal-Mart

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