Blond Jokes

1. A blond cop pulls over another blond and says, "I don't know why I pulled you over, but can I see some ID?" The blond replies, "What is an ID?" The cop says, "It's a small square with your picture on it." The driver pulls out a mirror and says, "Here you go!" The cop then says, "Why didn't you tell me you were a cop? Then I never would of pulled you over!"

2. Blond Goes Back To Work After A Long Time

3. Best Blond Joke ever!

4. A blond calls the fire department "Help! My house is burning down, you've got to come quick!" "We'll be there right away, just tell us how to get there." the dispatcher says. The blond replies, "Duh! Big red truck!!"

::Banana::

Not really a Blonde Joke but its not bad....

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading"

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"For reading a book," she replies,

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again,

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading"

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

Now that's a good joke Mike....LOL