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What a ****ing asshat.
Panache - you're eighteen years old, and you've had three accidents in the last three months. WAKE UP, KID! You're going to kill yourself or kill someone else (God help you) if you don't stop driving like a jackass.
Secondly - give the ridiculous excuses a rest. Your turbo spooled up at 12mph... your throttle got stuck and you panicked at 25mph in 3rd gear... priceless. Learn to take a little responsibility for your innate stupidity, or you'll just keep on repeating the same mistakes over and over again.
Your think your parents are taking away the car (or what's left of it) because they're jealous of you? No, you ****ing moron - they'd like you to live long enough to see your next birthday, and they have apparently realized that in order for that to happen you're going to have to be forced to walk or ride a bicycle anywhere you need to go. With three accidents in three months, I'd say you've proven well beyond the shadow of doubt that you're not mature or responsible enough to own a car, especially a performance car.
Hell, if I were your parents, I'd probably lock you in the basement for a few years. I'd be embarrassed to acknowledge that you were the best my genes could produce.
Off topic - Page three of Panache's first wreck thread is abolutely hilarious. Look for Discopope and Brady's posts - I couldn't stop laughing.
You had me laughing out loud with the