Man urinates on dog after owner spurns sex

and gets cited for criminal damage to property!

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php...le=1&catnum=-1

So he peed on her dog because her :cat: was off-limits, eh? A picture would be worth about a million words in this case.

Too much Schlitz involved, I'm sure...





(cough...whitetrash... cough, cough)

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Originally Posted by trickyrix

So he peed on her dog because her :cat: was off-limits, eh? A picture would be worth about a million words in this case.

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Something funny happened a few weeks ago which, unfortunately, was not videotaped.

I was out standing in my field, (the one you've been to) killing fireants with some carefully aimed recycled Budweiser. I knew my dog had wandered over next to me but wasn't paying attention, at least until I felt something warm and wet on my leg. I looked down and he had learned a new trick, hiking his leg next to mine. In the confusion of yelling and kicking him away I then managed to pee on myself.::Banana::

Good thing there's no neighbors nearby.

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Originally Posted by cam76034

Something funny happened a few weeks ago which, unfortunately, was not videotaped.

I was out standing in my field, (the one you've been to) killing fireants with some carefully aimed recycled Budweiser. I knew my dog had wandered over next to me but wasn't paying attention, at least until I felt something warm and wet on my leg. I looked down and he had learned a new trick, hiking his leg next to mine. In the confusion of yelling and kicking him away I then managed to pee on myself.::Banana::

Good thing there's no neighbors nearby.

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:clap::clap::clap:

Maybe you could teach your dog to make friends with unwanted guests and then just unload on their legs. He could be your tresspisser.