Oreck XL2 Celoc Hypo-Allergenic Plus vacuum - $150

This is a vacuum that I am selling on Craig's list.

http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/hsh/992038347.html

Now $150!

Has it ever been use for any "odd" acts or actions?

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Originally Posted by ken o

Has it ever been use for any "odd" acts or actions?

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Originally Posted by craigslist

It is very light, fits in tight places

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You do the math. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by ken o

Has it ever been use for any "odd" acts or actions?

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Only once. It felt good at first, but then it started to hurt. Bad.

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Originally Posted by jrj512

Only once. It felt good at first, but then it started to hurt. Bad.

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That's what you said about the hooker on your trip to Thailand too! ;)

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Originally Posted by CosmosMpower

That's what you said about the hooker on your trip to Thailand too! ;)

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Yes and surprisingly he still brought you back to the US as promised. ;)

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Originally Posted by POS Racing

Yes and surprisingly he still brought you back to the US as promised. ;)

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Sorry my last name is only 3 letters not 15.

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Originally Posted by CosmosMpower

Sorry my last name is only 3 letters not 15.

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Hey now... my old boss was from Thailand and his last name wasn't near 15. I'm pretty sure it was only 13 letters and if you use his Americanized name, it's only 5. :D

Price drop to $150.

http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/hsh/992038347.html

Ah, yes... the "full circle" thread that went from "vacuum cleaner for sale" to "Thai hooker shenanigans" and back again (with a price drop to boot), without so much as the bat of an eye!

Nice work, men... nice work. :clap:

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Originally Posted by trickyrix

Ah, yes... the "full circle" thread that went from "vacuum cleaner for sale" to "Thai hooker shenanigans" and back again (with a price drop to boot), without so much as the bat of an eye!

Nice work, men... nice work. :clap:

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Don't you just love this place?

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Originally Posted by jrj512

Don't you just love this place?

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God love ya...

So did you sell the vacuum or did you rekindle the flame and decide to keep it?

Not interested, just trying to steer the thread back on course... ::Banana::

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Originally Posted by trickyrix

God love ya...

So did you sell the vacuum or did you rekindle the flame and decide to keep it?

Not interested, just trying to steer the thread back on course... ::Banana::

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Forget the vacuum... How much for the women? I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me.

This beauty is still available.

http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/hsh/1311420668.html

Hmm... 8 months on the market and no takers? Maybe you should let Cosmos sell it for you. :wink:

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Originally Posted by altiain

Hmm... 8 months on the market and no takers? Maybe you should let Cosmos sell it for you. :wink:

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I had some low-ballers from CL that I passed on. I might be more interested in them, now. Hint.

Anyone buying a house that needs a vacuum? Hmmm.

Dude...it's a used vacuum. Take the $25 and try to move on.

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Originally Posted by sammm

Dude...it's a used vacuum. Take the $25 and try to move on.

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But it's been so good to me. :(

Try a little humor in your marketing. Something like
THIS VACUUM REALLY SUCKS! all your dirt and germs

Come on guys... Jimmy really needs this gone. Lets help him out. First 20 bucks takes it.