Classic quotes

Seen a couple of choice posts here lately, figured it was time to start this thread (if there's not one already).

And... go.

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Originally Posted by mr brg

yeah, I don't even get excited passing GT3's anymore, I only do "HPDE's" with retired F1 drivers now because I'm that bad ass.

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Originally Posted by MadMerv

I'll trade you five NA's for it...

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Originally Posted by jrj512

The encounter could create a time paradox, the results of which could start a chain reaction that would unravel the very fabric of the space time continuum, and destroy the entire universe! Granted, that's a worse case scenario. The destruction might in fact be very localized, limited to our own galaxy.

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Originally Posted by CosmosMpower

Hey Nancy, why don't you get your ass out here and race instead of playing jerk off from the sideline? :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Nails

BR has one.

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With above quote...

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Originally Posted by POS Racing

Nevermind then....

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Originally Posted by JuanoTejano

So now I need some help finding a helmet, I've read the other thread about "how much is your head worth" and mine is worth about $80...

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Originally Posted by ken o

Those sites eat tires faster than a dingo eats a baby.

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Originally Posted by ken o

I purchased a car a week before I ....
Never mind sold it.

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:-)

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Originally Posted by tailchaser

Wrong again. If I give you a dollar, will you shut up and go away?

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Originally Posted by POS Racing

THIS IS A TEST OF THE MME EMERGENCY BRODCAST SYSTEM

URGENT - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED (TEST)
245 PM EST THU FEB 12 2007

MME HAS ISSUED A
HARDTOP WATCH FOR THE FOLLOWING COUNTIES

PALO PINTO


REMEMBER...A HARDTOP WATCH MEANS CONDITIONS ARE FAVORABLE FOR
HARDTOP MUTILATION IN AND CLOSE TO THE WATCH
AREA. PERSONS IN THESE AREAS SHOULD BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR
THREATENING HARDTOP CONDITIONS AND LISTEN FOR LATER STATEMENTS
AND POSSIBLE WARNINGS.

::Rimshot:

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Originally Posted by FAQ

Should I insult Titus?
Only if he was standing next to you when it started raining.

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Originally Posted by FAQ

Why do so many people say "F U Titus"?
If you don't already know, you obviously haven't met the guy... But seriously, don't invite him to an autocross unless you LIKE driving in the rain.

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::Banana::::BaHump::::Banana::

In response to pitchman punching prostitute:

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Originally Posted by cam76034

Shamwow!!

More like Sham-OWW!

Really, who slips the tongue to a hooker anyway?

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Originally Posted by superskittles

nice turbo

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::Banana::

hhhmmm

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Originally Posted by Billy Blaze

I like orange

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::Banana::::Banana::::Banana::

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Originally Posted by channelmaniac

::Banana::::Banana::::Banana::

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I do I do

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Originally Posted by tailchaser

It's a Civic. If it's not stock, it's Rice.

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Originally Posted by POS Racing

I'll give ya two-fidy:-)

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:D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...2960957048.jpg

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Originally Posted by jrj512:

I have no idea who either of them are.

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Originally Posted by ken o:

Because they don't do gay porn.

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then...

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Originally Posted by channelmaniac:

http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kp...pwi0o1_500.jpg

:clap:

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Originally Posted by tailchaser

Nope... fundamental rule on this forum... Once you get past page 1, the chance of useful info is near zero.

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True.

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Originally Posted by creek

Facebook sucks, I just had an ex girlfriend look me up and demand an apology for breaking up with her 35 years ago. Damn internet takes all the fun out of stalking.

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Originally Posted by creek

Never mind this previous post. We hooked up.

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Originally Posted by Miatamoto

Jeffman drives flat out... there is no advanced group in autocross so he can't be bothered with it. His Twitter followers would be let down. He's driven 200mph on the tollway... at night... in the rain... in his miata ;)

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Originally Posted by sammm

We never drift on the classifieds. That would be wrong. :scratch:

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Originally Posted by rory or his "friend" we were never sure which

Ok I have tried mapquset to work but everytim i do a link and check it it ends up being in a place 3 towns over so here it is in a simpler form take 30 west get off of horne/ camp bowie exit take the left road after the stop light go 6 blocks and its on the left hand side.

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Whoever stole the punctuation keys from the keyboards at the nursing school really should give those back...

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Originally Posted by black roadster

jokers? clowns?

Attachment 4709

Sorry but after working on Miatas all day, it's not exactly my idea of fun.

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A picture of the book "How to Win Friends & Influence People" is attached above.

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Originally Posted by Sharpie

You should try reading that book......

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:clap:

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Originally Posted by CHeavin_2006

The Prius is a REAL driver's car

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