A man on his wedding day takes his pants off and hands them to his new wife. He tells her to put them on. So she tries them on and she promptly replies back "Sweet these pants don't fit me." and her husband replies back, "And don't you forget it".
Shortly after that the woman takes off her panties and tells her new husband to try them on. Without even trying the husband states, "I can't get into your panties" she replies back, "And if you don't change your attitude you never will"....
