Now that's a pisser

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01-31-2005, 09:43 PM
altiain

Now that's a pisser

Man urinates his way out of avalanche

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By Lester Haines
Published Monday 31st January 2005 12:21 GMT

Hot on the heels of the tremendous news that beer can help fight cancer, we are delighted to report that a Slovak man trapped in his car by an avalanche urinated his way to freedom after working his way through 60 half-litre bottles of beer.

According to Ananova, Richard Kral was off on holiday when the snow swallowed his Audi in the Tatra mountains. Initially, he tried to dig his way out via the car's window, but soon realised that the snow would fill the vehicle long before he could break free.

Mercifully, he had stocked up on essential supplies of alcohol and quickly formulated a cunning plan: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there."

Rescuers eventually found Kral staggering drunk on a mountain path four days after his ordeal began. ®

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01-31-2005, 10:04 PM
Treibenschnell

So we're sitting here at my desk at the office and my wife asks, "Why couldn't he have just poured the beer on the snow directly!"

Hmmm... women, they'll never understand a man's affection for his beer.
02-01-2005, 08:26 AM
MadMerv

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Originally Posted by Treibenschnell

So we're sitting here at my desk at the office and my wife asks, "Why couldn't he have just poured the beer on the snow directly!"

Hmmm... women, they'll never understand a man's affection for his beer.

I gotta agree with your wife :?
02-01-2005, 09:06 AM
chucka

i'm sure the pee came out warmer than the beer was in the can. hope he had some pretzels.
02-01-2005, 09:17 AM
Treibenschnell

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Originally Posted by MadMerv

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Originally Posted by Treibenschnell

So we're sitting here at my desk at the office and my wife asks, "Why couldn't he have just poured the beer on the snow directly!"

Hmmm... women, they'll never understand a man's affection for his beer.

I gotta agree with your wife :?

Wow, MadMerv, usually I agree with what you have to say, but now you're bordering on blasphemy!! :wink: :wink:
02-01-2005, 09:25 AM
Jiggerachi

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Originally Posted by chucka

I'm sure the pee came out warmer than the beer was in the can. hope he had some pretzels.

Plus, you cant aim beer, & you get more presure that way...