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Help Wanted......Gynecologist's Assistant





A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Fort Worth, and saw a

card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went

in and asked the clerk for details.



The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the

ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of

their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private

regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then

rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's

examination. The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to

Lubbock."



"Good grief . . . Is that where the job is?"



"No sir . . . that's where the end of the line is right now."

I've worked my way up to Weatherford.

I don't think the good would outweigh the bad...

^ what he said.........