A teenager was always asking his father if he could borrow the family car.
Pushed to the limit, the father asked his son why he thought God had given him two feet.
Without hesitation, the son replied, "That's easy, one for the clutch and one for the accelerator."
[forwarded by John Jaeger]
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I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. But he says he can stop any time.
