Went out and bought a German car.
No not one of those...I got one of the girly ones.
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Bought it from a good friend at a smoking good deal.
2007 Cooper S with only 29k miles. Guy bought it for a weekend autocross car years ago, bought a motorcycle, never autocrossed it, and hasn't hardly driven it since he got bigtime into cycling. He needed it gone.
It's got the Cobb - Alta access port, invidia turboback exhaust, Alta intake / turbo piping / blowoff valve and H&R springs. All of the gay chrome is painted black.
He included all the factory parts with it.
It's quick, sounds great, turns great. Seriously it's almost more fun around town than the miata, in a zippy, toy car sort of way. Hopefully I can figure out all the wierd German quirks and it doesn't break something expensive.
So now I own both a Miata and a MINI, at least Volkswagen is still gayer ;)