That's right, G-d now has a chat line...
Click me for forgiveness...
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That's right, G-d now has a chat line...
Click me for forgiveness...
HAHAHAHA!
Tell "Him" that "He" sounds like Eliza and see what "He" says... ;)
Is this a false prophet?
Not the God I believe in.Quote:
Me:
why did 3bean post this site?
God:
I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
Me:
but you know all things
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Quote:
Originally Posted by onething
Quote:
Me: How can I go faster during autocross?
God: You must persuade me to go faster during autocross.
Me: Should I go with the supercharger or the turbocharger?
God: If you do not go, you will never know.
While not exactly God like... still quite wise...
Here are the answers to the questions everyone wants to know!
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
sammm
God:
Hi, sammm.
Me:
Why does onething fall off of ladders?
God:
Perhaps it is just fate.
Me:
Why does Bean's car have no top?
God:
Why does the sun shine?
Me:
When will POS buy a new car?
God:
Soon, I think.
Me:
Who will win the next S2K event?
God:
How would I know who will win the next S2K event?
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Everyone should have the wisdom to ask the right questions. :cheese:Quote:
Originally Posted by sammm
My co-workers are looking at me funny now, because I burst out laughing when I read this post. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by sammm
Wow it's some impressive software! :rabbit:
Quote:
Me:
when did you start?
God:
I was first activated in the Big Bang.
Me:
how is your son
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
42.
Me:
How many horsepower can you get from a 400 dollar radiator?
God:
Not as many as you might think.
Me:
Is POS "Hot or Not"?
God:
It could be. Ask German Alice if it is.
Yes... But what is the question?!?!?!Quote:
Originally Posted by tailchaser
Hysterical sammmy!!!!