Well Piss....................
So we are on John McCain Road in Colleyville tonight headed to my folks house to pick up my daughter and we hear a strange thunk on the side of the Cadillac. WTF we try and figure out what it was figure maybe we ran over some sort of a woodland creature. Get to my folks house and that's when we see what it was, it was an egg. Someone egged us as we were moving.
Stupid asses had nothing better to do than sit around on John McCain and throw eggs at passing cars.... I got a nice telltale egg mark etched in the paint on the driver-side rear quarter now. :sad: