Courtesy of my Girlfriend.
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow.
The horse falls
into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the
chicken to go
and get the farmer to help pull him to safety.
The chicken runs
to the farmer but the farmer cannot be found. So
she drives the
farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and ties some
rope around the
bumper. She then throws the other end of the rope
to her
friend, the horse, and drives the car forward
saving him from
sinking.
A few days later the chicken and the horse were
playing in the
meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud
hole. The
chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some
help from the
farmer. The horse said, 'No, I think I can stand
over the
hole'. So he stretched his legs over the width of
the hole and
said, 'grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself
up'. So the
chicken grabbed hold of the horse's "thingy" and
pulled herself
to safety.
The moral of the story: If you're hung like a
horse, you don't
need a BMW to pick up chicks!
::Rimshot:
