Have a bad day at the track? Lose to your buddy by three thousandths of a second? ( :P ) Tired of coming up with new excuses? Never fear - use the handy-dandy excuse generator, and you'll never have to think up your own excuse again. :D
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Have a bad day at the track? Lose to your buddy by three thousandths of a second? ( :P ) Tired of coming up with new excuses? Never fear - use the handy-dandy excuse generator, and you'll never have to think up your own excuse again. :D
I went through all of those, and didnt see anything about tire delamination... :P
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Jock itch.
That's gotta be a bitch when you have a five point harness on! :oops: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by EvilSpeeder
Haha, whats up sub strap?????
One word - diareha
Cha cha cha
Chris
As you put the car in first and feel a sudden burst... Diarrhea diarrhea
As you go around the corner and your ass feels a little warmer... diarrhea diarrhea
If you're shifting into third, and feel squirmy turd, diarrhea, diarrhea!
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Originally Posted by Majik
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Originally Posted by Treibenschnell
I'm glad we're such a high-brow group! :D
It's certainly better than being up to your eyes in &#$*...
If you miss second gear shift and your up to your eyes in *&^%, diarrhea, diarrhea.
If you're shifting into fourth and you feel an urgent force... Diarrhea Diarrhea
If you hear your turbo spool, and your shorts are all but cool, diarrhea, diarrhea.
Or
If your hear your turbo spool, and your shorts are almost full, diarrhea, diarrhea.
If you are changing a tire, and you feel a backfire, diarrhea diarrhea
>>If you hear your turbo spool, and your shorts are all but cool, diarrhea, diarrhea.
:lol: LMFAO!
I'll have to charge you royalties for that you know! ;)
Haha, as soon as I start making the T-Shirts I'll give you a cut!
Sorry to bring this back from the dead, but.... your stomach's feeling wavy, while your butt is making gravy, diarrhea, diarrhea
If you're slipping off the track and you feel moistness in your crack... diarrhea, diarrhea...