Thought some of you might like to know that my bride:queen: will be half-a-century old next Monday, July 31! She's not acknowledging it, but it's gonna happen. Here are places you can go to harrass, console, or sob with her:
[email protected]
817-555-1212
She'll be there 8-5, unless she can't handle all the excitement at her age......
Merv:king: