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I went to see a psychiatrist yesterday. I listed all the things that were wrong with my life - no job, no money and no love life. After listening to my story, the psychiatrist said: "I think your problem is low self-esteem. It's common among losers like you."
Should I get a second opinion?
Hahahah!!
True story -
A coworker was in the hospital for his annual evaluation because he'd been injured on the job several years earlier and was paralyzed from his chest down. Part of the process involved a visit from a shrink who asked him how things were going. JD listed all the important events from the last 12 months:
Wife diagnosed with MS
#1 step son has disappeared after his 18th birthday swearing to find and kill his biological father
#2 step son just wrecked the truck
The shrink looked at him and said, "You are an amazing man. I would have killed myself by now!"
I went to a psychiatrist a few weeks ago and he told me I was crazy. I said "What? I want a second opinion".
He said "Okay, you're ugly too."
;)
A manic depressive gal goes on vacation. She sends a postcard back to her therapist that reads: Having a wonderful time, wish I were dead.
The doctor did give me some pills. But, after taking them, I walked like a crab. He said that was just a side effect.
Roses are red, violets are blue...........
I'm schitzophrenic, and so am I!
I thought you'd goQuote:
Originally Posted by Sharpie
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I'm schitzophrenic, and I am too!
You guys are scaring me...................
I have my annual physical tomorrow!!!!!! ::Bum::
Merv,
If he breaks out the calving gloves....
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YOU BETTER RUN!!!!