Jotd

A woman was having a bad day at the casino. Down to her last $50, she exclaimed in exasperation, ‘What lousy luck I’ve had today! What on earth am I going to do now? How can I turn it around?’

A man standing next to her at the roulette table suggested, ‘I don’t know. Why don’t you play your age?’ The man then wandered off.

But moments later his attention was grabbed by a great commotion at the roulette table. He rushed back and pushed his way through the crowd. The woman was lying limp on the floor with the table operator kneeling over her. The man was stunned.

‘What happened?’ he asked. ‘Is she all right?’

The operator replied, ‘I don’t know. She put all her money on 29, and 36 came up. Then she just fainted!’

Two Blonde women were standing on oposite sides of a river. The one blonde woman yells over to the other blonde woman, "How do you get to the other side?"

The other blonde woman replys, "You are on the other side, you stupid blonde?";)

Two Aggies walked into a bar.

You would think the second one would have ducked.

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.